When Disick isn’t posting about the importance of wearing genuine, real diamonds and failing to recognize the irony in combining a gem-encrusted hamsa with the notoriously cruel diamond industry, he’s chilling on a private jet with his children, who will hopefully never have to fully understand the horror of being trapped in a middle seat in a budget airline’s economy section. Perhaps the most absurd display of wealth from Disick was when he shared a snap from a private plane with his emotional support handbags. As a genuine Lord, he was toting along the Holy Trinity of designer bags: Hermès, Louis Vuitton, and Fendi.
In the words of Kim Kardashian (via Us Weekly), who was less than thrilled with Disick’s quest to become royalty, “Is this a joke? He is so delusional and full of himself.”